What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is the most adorable season?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?