What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the foal cough?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?