What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?