What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a plant's favorite college course?