What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?