What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?