What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What makes music in your hair?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?