What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?