What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What horn never makes a sound?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the cow afraid?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?