Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which parent knows if you are running late?