What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
