What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?