Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Did you know about April 1st?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the politest month?
Do dads always snore?