Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How did the toad die?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are cars magic?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?