Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is another name for a cow?
How does dinner smell?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What bee is good for your health?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
