Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?