Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do cats wear to work?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What bird helps you stay dry?