Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
When do cows get tired?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.