Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do you wash a lamb?