Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?