What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who invented fractions?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which family member has tusks?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?