Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did summer say to spring?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
When should you start writing a book?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?