Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
