Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
