Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surprise!!!!
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where does laundry go to college?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?