What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do bees chew?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a car's favorite TV show?