Why are frogs always happy?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which animal will never go bald?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is the coolest country?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are boxers good comedians?