Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the holiest insect?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?