Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?