Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do scientists grow fruit?
