Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Surprise!!!!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?