What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What game do mice love to play?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a bat's favorite game?