Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do chips wear socks?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a henway?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?