Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?