Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?