What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
The Loan Ranger.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
