What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?