Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do you organize a space party?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
