Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the bud so shy?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
