What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the sick chicken say?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?