How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What animal floats best?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?