What did the wolf say to the flea?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are trees always so positive?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?