Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the most determined bird?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?