How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
When should you start writing a book?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
