What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which relative loves rice?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?