What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do fairies always drink?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do fish use for glasses?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
