What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Bears love exotic cars.
