What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do horses navigate at night?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?