What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which insect is the smartest?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do chips wear socks?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?