Why is the number 4 so smart?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which subject has two parts?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?