Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What animal floats best?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
