Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which tree can't stop crying?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?