What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is winter considered holy?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do fish use for glasses?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?