Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's the scariest letter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?