What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?