What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do insects learn at school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
