What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do bees gossip?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?