What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are cars magic?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are stones so good at music?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do horses navigate at night?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?