What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the duck cross the road?