What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?