What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What was the first animal in space?
Can February March?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?