What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What British bugs are the best singers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What condiment has wings?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the coolest country?