What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are winter days great?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?