What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why is grass so dangerous?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
