What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a smelly horse?
