Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
When do astronauts eat?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which plant has the best roar?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which animal is the most religious?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?