Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?