What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
