What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are baseball games at night?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?