Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which is the worst season?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?