Why do hogs play so much football?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are books always so angry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?