Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?