Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why was the cow afraid?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
