Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?