What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
