Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's E.T. short for?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is a plant's favorite college course?