What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you make a bandstand?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?