What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do polar bears vote?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where was Noah born?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
