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What is the emptiest holiday?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?