What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?