Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?