Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What car always breaks the rules?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
