Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?