Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
Which subject has two parts?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?