Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?