Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?