Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What animal styles their hair every day?