What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
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How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?