Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?