Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?