Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?