Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
