What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How does dinner smell?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of bird can write?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?