Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?