What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is grass so dangerous?