Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
When do mice play every day?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?