What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles.
What animal knows kung fu?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
