What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?