When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?