When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?