When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What's the most masculine animal?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do cats wear to work?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?