When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a silly hill?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?