What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?