When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the bunny upset?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does an evil hen lay?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
