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What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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I broke my finger!
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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
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What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
