Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
