What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?