Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What animal has the most fun?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
The museum curator needed a break.