Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?