Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
