Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?