Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do frogs get to work?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call the pig that does karate?