Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?