Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?