Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?