Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?