What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why was the cat so small?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What food is a man's best friend?