What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do cats wear to work?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Who invented fractions?