What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do elves learn in school?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is sand's favorite movie?