What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the definition of Robin?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is the coolest country?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How did the vampire start his letter?