What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
