What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?