What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's E.T. short for?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?