What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is the coolest country?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?