What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a dog's favorite book?