What's the friendliest national park?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which elf is the best singer?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How can you farm during the winter?