What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?