What's the friendliest national park?
Yello! stone.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do insects learn at school?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?