What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?