Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do naked fish play with?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
