Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why do all the planets get along?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What math figure is also in the band?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do bees chew?