Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why do cats love to work?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What siblings are always sad?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How does the moon cut her hair?