Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?