Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the goal post get angry?