Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do they call pastors in Germany?