Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?