What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?