Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
