Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?