What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What season begins with a thud?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do hurricanes see?
