What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where was Noah born?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How long will dinner be?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How does a taco bless the table?