Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?