Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How much does freedom weigh?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do surfers go to school?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do bees get to school?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
