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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?