What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do insects learn at school?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?