Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do amoebas make calls?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?