How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?