What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?