What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
