What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
If you need help building an ark...
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
