What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?