What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What sweet treat never panics?
How is cat food sold?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?