What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?