What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
