What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?