What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do horses reside?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's the most masculine animal?
