What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What nationality are most fish?