Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
