Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Can February March?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do math teachers love March?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
