What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?