What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the bee sad?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?