What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What vegetables make the best music?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?