Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do you wash a lamb?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
I broke my finger!
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?