Why do sleep therapists love their work?
It's their dream job.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do insects learn at school?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do you arrest a pig?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
