What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the holiest insect?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do bees say in the summer?
