What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do Scottish toads play?