What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?