What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What fish sings the best?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How is cat food sold?