What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are skeletons always hungry?