What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?