What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How is life like toilet paper?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
