What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do cows wear bells?