What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are books always so angry?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which family member is always relieved?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?