What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Who invented fractions?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does the sun drink out of?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?