What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What car can you only see twice a year?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?