What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?