What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?