What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do scientists grow fruit?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How was the wedding?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
