What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is the best day to go to the beach?